Stranger: i want pussy
You: Uh.. I don't own a cat
Stranger: what are you doing
You: I was thinking of watching the last bit of the lunar eclipse
You: but it's way too cloudy
You: that was sort of a bummer
Stranger: what is the story about?
You: what?
You: oh... lol
You: the lunar eclipse
You: its when the earth passes between the sun and moon and the moon is covered in a shadow
Stranger: wow
You: ...
You: it's not on tv
You: its out in the sky right now
Stranger: looking for female who have msn or skype...male here...;p
You: wow, I am female and I have skype but the wink was a bit off putting
And try to find ones where asl isn't the first or second sentence. I met a now old friend there awhile back and since I went on a couple nights ago have now found some more. There is Community Girl. Which is to say that we bonded over tv shows and a decently lengthened list of older male actors we thought were very good looking because some men just blossom when they age. There was Punk Musician who was a bit toasted and yet still far more polite and gentlemanly then many other people on there, and last but not least The Dutchman. He makes me laugh like crazy. During our first conversation, outside of omegle and on skype, I asked him what he liked about the Netherlands, he wasn't entirely sure what to say so asked me about America. I spoke at some length, since I talk too much, about different topics pertaining to my country. The next part of the conversation went like this:
Me: Why are you so quiet?
The Dutchman: I'm reading.
Me: What are you reading?
The Dutchman: Wiki
Me: Did you just wiki your country?
The Dutchman: Yes
and then much laughter ensued. It was funny but sweet, he went looking for something to tell me, anything, so that I wouldn't be bored with what he had to say. I still never really found out about the Netherlands though.
During our next conversation I laughed even harder. We had been talking about nothing in particular when the topic of the old spice commercials came up. This particular one we agreed was the funniest:
So throughout the conversation, randomly he would say "I'm on a horse" which would throw me into giggles. The next day we were sitting around talking and I asked if he would teach me a little dutch, you know, for s and gs, to which he readily said he would. He taught me Good Morning which is Goedendag, then the word for boy (jongen) and girl (meisje). I finally I just asked him to speak some dutch to me, whatever came to mind, he has an incredible voice and speaking another language in it just seemed right. So after a moment of thought he said "Ik zit op een paard." Of course I wanted to know what it meant and he sat there for a moment and chuckled a bit and said "I'm on a horse". I could not contain my laughter almost the rest of the conversation. I had him read the whole commercial script in Dutch, and then a few other things, he did a dramatic reading of the recipe I was going to use for the tempura I made for dinner. I was crying I was laughing so hard. He sounds amazing both when speaking English and when speaking Dutch, I was beside myself the whole time. Just the dramatic readings and reenactments of the commercial were too much. I haven't laughed so hard in awhile.
In other news I spoke with CSI and The British Man the other day for a short time. It is good to see them together, they looked like they were having fun and I might be able to see The Mezikan on Christmas Eve in the morning before we hit our grandmothers for the festivities.
I've lost a bit more weight, I fluctuate a lot so I hate saying it but I can see that even though I go up I go back down to an even smaller number afterwards.
Making cookies tomorrow, pictures to follow.
Night.
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